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[Rec] – Review
reviewed by Danny
directed by Jaume Balaguero, 2007
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“REC” is the abbreviation seen on a video camera screen while recording, so it should be obvious going in that this Spanish horror film is in the hand-held, shakey cam tradition that first gained fame with The Blair Witch Project. Unlike that film and its many imitators, [Rec] eschews all of the other bare-bones, amateurish elements from BWP in favor of a tight, beautifully simple plot and plenty of old school scares. [Rec] is also a zombie/killer virus film that does that genre just as well as it does the found footage genre. My only real issue is with how the film explains the outbreak, but, to be fair, I’d always prefer the cause of a zombie outbreak to be mysterious.
[Rec] follows a young reporter assigned to do a puff piece on the local fire department. It opens with the kind of standard chit-chat with the firemen that we would expect from a news magazine piece, but when the station gets called out, things begin to go bad quickly. They arrive at the scene to find that the emergency is that an old lady in the apartment building has gone a bit crazy. Before long, she is attacking and ripping the flesh from one of the policemen on the scene. By the time the crew gets the wounded policeman downstairs, they find the building surrounded by police and under quarantine. So there is your basic premise—a small group of residents locked in an apartment building with zombie-like creatures.
Once the action gets started, [Rec] barely pauses to give the characters or the viewers time to breath. Despite seeing the action unfold from through a camera lens, we are witness to some solid special effects, lots of gore, and beautifully framed set-pieces. I was especially impressed with a scene where the characters have to rush past a zombie handcuffed to a staircase railing. It would have been so easy for that scene to become impossible to follow, but it is handled perfectly here.
Of course, the camera goes through the same shakiness and oblique angles that we often get in these films, but I was always able to focus on the action and follow the physical elements of the plot. To accomplish this, our brave cameraman is often shooting in a way that makes no logical sense (like shooting our protagonist while being stalked by a zombie in a dark room—I’m pretty sure I’d have that night vision trained on the thing that was trying to eat me). This concession was made in order to make the film easier to follow and to keep the protagonist central to the story, so it is hard to complain much about it.
During the films climatic scenes, we learn what has caused the outbreak. The theological explanation for the zombie outbreak is just as ridiculous as George Lucas using metachlorian count to explain a Jedi’s use of The Force in the Star Wars prequels. Wait a minute—make that more ridiculous than metachlorians, especially when one factors in the explanation for why the disease control people have locked down the building.
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Scream – Review
reviewed by Danny
directed by Wes Craven, 1996
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Note to the Readers: Scream is nearly fifteen years old and is one of horror’s most recognizable films, so I likely don’t need to say that the review is full of spoilers for those who haven’t seen the film, but I will do it anyway. Attention: SPOILERS AHEAD. APPROACH WITH CAUTION
With the release of Scream 4, I began to become a bit nostalgic for the original trilogy. I’ve been wondering a lot lately about the effect of time on my perception of the films I have always thought of as genre classics. I’ve revisited a number of them recently, and while most hold up, many are starting to either show their age or reveal themselves to be less in reality than they were in my memory. With that in mind, I loaded up the Wes Craven’s original Scream to see how it had held up. Scream was released in 1996 to widespread acclaim and commercial success. It left in its wake a mini-explosion of self-referential horror films that featured a lack of quality, shallow understanding of the genre, and dearth of originality. Those films have, unfortunately, tarnished the reputation of Craven’s classic. Despite its less-than-inspiring progeny, re-watching Scream reveals a film that clearly deserved its original reception.
Scream’s opening sequence is iconic. It is one of the most famous opening scenes in horror and the years have done nothing to dim its luster. The taunting, stalking, and eventual murder of Casey is tense, visceral and disturbing. We learn quickly that Scream’s killer isn’t the silent, demonic archetype spun off of Halloween’s Mike Meyers and Friday the 13th Part Two’s Jason Vorhees. The film will get around to recognizing and, to an extent, parodying those films, but in this opening shows a a killer who is smart, talkative, and undeniably cruel. Had the rest of Scream been awful, this opening sequence would still be considered legendary. It is just that good.
After that opening, the rest of the film is bound to be a bit of a letdown. Few films are capable of maintaining that level of suspense for their entire running time. Scream doesn’t quite pull it off either, but it comes surprisingly close. The standard exposition reveals a group of only barely likeable characters and our protagonist, Sidney. Sidney is very likeable. Despite having lost her mother to a brutal murder and going through the turmoil of a highly publicized trial, Sidney remains grounded and, we will learn, resilient. Her friends are a different story. The script by Kevin Williamson gives all the characters very funny things to say and for the most part the actors handle the comedy and the drama well, but not a single character in the film talks or behaves like an actual teenagers—which was likely intentional on the part of Craven and Williamson. In fact, other than Sidney and her goofy brother, Dewey, none of Scream’s characters seem like real people at all. They all seem like movie characters. This would ruin the film’s ability to invoke suspense and horror if not for the fact the Sidney feels real and, surrounded by jerks, remains someone we can root for throughout.
The above thoughts might make a reader think that I disliked Scream’s script. Nothing could be further from the truth. Fifteen years ago, I loved the one-liners, the subtle spoofing of genre conventions, and the twisty plot. I still love it all today. The writing is undoubtedly vastly better than we normally get in genre films. If it were released for the first time today, I think it would find the same level of success and cultural impact that it had fifteen years earlier. I just can’t help but feel that Williamson and Craven traded some of the potential impact of the film’s plot for a smarter-than-thou attitude that is both the films legacy and its weakness.
Certainly much has been said about the film’s final plot twist. It is hard to remember if I had it all figured out back in the day, but I think Craven did an excellent job keeping the audience vacillating back and forth between potential killers. It wouldn’t have been a surprise at all if either Billy or Stuart were revealed as the killer at the end of the film. The fact that they were working together and, at least Stuart, had a real, emotional reason for his hatred of Sidney, was effective, if not truly surprising.
Scream manages to keep its status as a classic by virtue of talented artists who are on top of their game. Williamson’s script is remarkable. The core of actors, especially Campbell, Lilliard, and Ulrich, are outstanding. Finally, Craven’s direction from the iconic opening through to the equally iconic ending is masterful. I’m pretty confident that if I were to visit the film once again in another decade, I’d find that these elements had continued to age well.
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Monsters – Review
reviewed by danny
directed by Gareth Edwards, 2010
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I don’t believe I have ever used the word “lyrical” to describe a giant-monster movie before now, but that was first word that popped into my head after watching Gareth Edward’s powerful, touching Science-fiction/horror film Monsters. Monsters is the story of two travelers who, after a not-so-cute meet, find themselves allies on a hike across a dangerous landscape. Often in horror films, the personal stories that filmmakers include seem perfunctory and get lost among the more fantastical, high-concept elements of the plot. In Monsters, the “little” stories drive the plot. The film explores how personal tragedy and conflict can dictate how we behave even during a large-scale disaster.
The details on what has happened on earth are sparse. We learn that a NASA ship crashed while carrying evidence of alien life. Six years later, Northern Mexico is under quarantine because it has been “infected” by the alien life forms. Monsters follows a photojournalist, Andrew, and an American tourist, Samantha, who, unable to book passage to the US when the army shuts down the region, decide to hike to America across the Infected Zone. These characters, not the giant monsters are the heart of the film.
As the two characters make there way across the beautiful but ravaged landscape (Edwards experience filming natural disaster documentaries certainly shows), we learn through flashbacks about what was going on in each of their lives before they found themselves stranded in Mexico. Their stories are common and familiar. Being so, it would be easy for the stories to be simple character development. Not here. It becomes obvious that it is the alien crisis that is playing in the background as the characters work through these smaller issues. All along, the two characters are also growing closer together. It isn’t a film working its way inevitably to a kiss, but there is always the hope that together they can deal with the pain they each carry.
We really don’t see the aliens for most of the film. We hear them off-screen, see parts of them during an attack, see them in the distance battling soldiers. This delay in gratification builds a great deal of suspense. We wait to see what the creatures are going to look like, how they are going to behave. When our protagonists finally see the creatures up-close, the film doesn’t disappoint, but it also doesn’t give us what we might have been expecting.
It is strange. The movie doesn’t have a big twist in the end or any real surprise plot points, but I am wary of giving many more plot details for fear of playing spoiler. This is a film that it is best to come to fresh because it challenges so many conventions, albeit in a quiet, non-jarring way. All I feel safe saying is that the big reveal of the monsters and the final scene with our characters feature a powerful juxtaposition. The main theme of the film is revealed in these two scenes. I think it is that theme, not the plot, that I feel so wary of spoiling.
Lyrically paced, beautifully shot and deeply personal, Monsters is a film unlike any I have seen before. At a time when mainstream horror is stuck in a deep, depressing rut, I am ecstatic that independent horror can come up with something so fresh and powerful. Monsters gets my highest recommendation.
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Asylum – Review
reviewed by Danny
directed by David Ellis, 2008
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The idea that places can have memories is a powerful one. We often hear of acts that are so awful, so unbelievable in their evil that it is easy to imagine them leaving a permanent impression on their physical surroundings. Some great horror films have been based on this concept; unfortunately, Asylum isn’t one of them.
Asylum is the story of Madison, a college freshman with considerable baggage. When she was a young child, she witnessed her delusional father kill himself while battling imaginary foes. More recently, her older brother has killed himself—at the very college she is now going to. Those facts alone would make for a pretty rough freshman year, but then she arrives at her “dorm.”
Apparently, business is good at Richard Miller University because they have had to remodel an old mental hospital on campus and convert it into a co-ed dorm. Well, they converted half of it. The rest is left as is, connected only by a single door at the end of a dorm hallway. A note: rarely in the history of film have establishing shots and interior shots looked more disconnected than they do here. At no point did it feel like the action of the film was actually taking place in the buildings they were showing on the outside. As a young kid, I did a short film that used the outside of our local hospital as an establishing shot and then cut to an interior shot that was just my bedroom with no attempt to make it look like a hospital room. I got the exact same feeling watching Asylum, which is odd considering they apparently shot the film at a real university and presumably used the actual exteriors and interiors.
Back to the plot—we soon learn that bad things happened in the dorm/hospital in the past. The doctor who was supposed to be helping troubled teens was actually mutilated and torturing them in order to “heal” them. His spirit (though we are assured it is not a ghost at one point) still roams the building where he can “get inside” students heads and manipulate them.
Madison quickly hooks up with a bunch of students as troubled as she is, forming a perfect little group of victims for the evil doctor. The problems exhibited by her new dorm mates read like a list of troubled-teen cliches. Biff’s a drug addict. Buffy’s boyfriend used to abuse her. Brainy is so smart he is an outcast. Rocky used to be fat and now is addicted to fitness. Yes, I’m making those names up. They should work as well as the real names for characters as flat, stereotypical and uninteresting as inhabit this film.
We are soon treated to a series of “dream” sequences as the evil doctor gets inside the heads of the co-eds, causing them to face their worse fears. For entertainment’s sake, this is a good section to play a little game. Pick a character, consider his or her psychological problem and then guess what the dream sequence will consist of. If you are right, give yourself a cookie. If you are wrong, you need to watch more horror films. The only real surprise here is just how blatantly one of the scenes rips of A Nightmare on Elm Street.
As I saw how these sequences were going, I began to hope that when we got to the jerk with an eating disorder that we would get an homage to the scene with the walking pastries from Young Sherlock Holmes. No such luck. Just a fat mom yelling at her fat kid to clean his plate.
There are more cliches and rip offs of better movies as the film progresses and it culminates in one of the most overused cliches in all of modern horror—the releasing of the souls of the victims when the bad guy is killed.
Asylum isn’t just bad—it is depressingly so. This is the point in the review where I usually point out a group of viewers who would like the film. In this case, I’ll demure. There are simply too many better options out there to make this film even worth a rental.
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The Rite – Review
reviewed by Danny
directed by Mikael Hafstrom, 2011
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Horror has always been the most schizophrenic of genres—at any given time both parochial and subversive. This division is most obvious in the way horror films deal with religion, especially Christianity. We are all well aware of the puritanical leanings of the average slasher film, with conservative values being reenforced and thinking and behavior outside the norms being punished, but equally prevalent are films that mock religious belief and present the representatives of organized religion as anything from buffoons to monsters. Going into The Rite, I wasn’t sure which side of the hammer I was going to get pounded with, but I knew an assault was coming. The Rite is about exorcism, and there are few film topics that highlight the religious vs. sacrilegious dichotomy of the horror genre better than exorcism, a practice that is divisive even within religious communities much less when mixed with the decidedly secular world of Hollywood.
The Rite is the story of a young, Catholic priest in training who has entered the seminary not because he has felt a particular calling but, instead, because it was what his father and late mother expected of him (though his father might have preferred he stay in the family’s mortuary business. At the end of his years in seminary, Michael decides that he must decline the taking of vows. The church isn’t inclined to let him go so easily. Using the threat of commuting his scholarship to student loans (the most horrific concept in the film), his supervisor gets Michael to travel to Vatican City to be trained as an exorcist. As a side note: nothing in Colin O’ Donoghue’s wooden performance suggests the kind of charisma or promise that everyone in the film senses in him which may be why every other character in the film feels the need to vocalize something along the lines of “I sense great potential in you.”
Up until the setting switches to Rome, it is hard to tell where Michael or the film stands. He is having a crisis of faith, but it isn’t until we see him participating in the exorcism classes that we learn that he may be a full-blown skeptic. He challenges the priest who teaches the seminar constantly, using rhetorical questions to suggest that there is no proof that demons are involved in the episodes that are being discussed, or that demons or even sin actually exist. After a few such exchanges, he is sent to Father Trevant, an accomplished exorcist, in hopes that he will see things to re-affirm his faith.
What he sees isn’t enough to re-affirm our faith in Hollywood for sure. Michael is brought in pretty quickly on an exorcism-in-progress involving a young pregnant woman. As her story plays out, we are witness to scene after scene that are copies of similar scenes from better films (mostly The Exorcist, of course). Does the demon knows something about the young priests past? Check. Does the demon mock the priest? Check. Does the demon attempt to use the body of the possessed to seduce or scandalize the priest? Check. Head turning? Check. Bones and ligaments popping? Check? Speaking in Latin and other unknown to the victim languages? Check? I could go on (and, boy, am I tempted to), but you get the point.
The only thing surprising about the film is how long it takes Michael to start believing in possession. The young Italian girl quotes, in English, something his girlfriend has said to him the night he announced he was going to the seminary. His explanation: she’s probably listened to thousands of American rock songs. This might explain her knowing some English words, but I’m not sure how it explains the stuff she actually said. Of course, coming around to the belief that a person is possessed by an actual demon can’t be easy even for someone of great faith, much less someone whose faith is wavering.
Still, he comes around to it eventually, but not until he if forced to perform an exorcism on Father Trevant himself, now the host of the demon that once possessed the young pregnant girl. The climatic exorcism isn’t bad; it might even be good. Certainly, the performance by Anthony Hopkins as Trevant is a cut above any other victim of possession in recent memory. I’d actually have to go back to Jason Miller’s turn in The Exorcist III to think of a more effective performance. Michael redeems himself in these scenes also, drawing on the faith instilled in him by his parents (and possibly the undeniable presence of the unholy) to get the demon to give up his name and, therefore, his power.
With the relative strength of its final scenes, The Rite ends up in a good place. Unfortunately, getting there is a trip full of cliches, tropes, and over-used conventions. A little originality in the way the possessions and exorcisms in the film are portrayed would have went a long way toward turning this into a film of some interest to horror fans in general and fans of religious horror films in particular. Instead, I can’t recommend the film to any but the most diehard Anthony Hopkins fans. His work here is worth a rental at the very least.
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